Was anyone prepared for the literal trash fire that is Dean's family?
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Kinda bummed the trip to Switzerland didn't include any chocolate factories, cheese-making classes, or shots of the mountains the Von Trapp family climbed.
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My heart and my bracket are broken.
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Just call Lee Marcellus Wallace.
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Put a cork in it, you quirky quadricep enthusiasts.
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I want Peter to be my little gap toothed bitch and wear his grandpa sweater around our second home/cabin up in the Catskills while he grills steaks out back and I pick what we're going to watch on Netflix.
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Dante once wrote "On march the banners of the King of Hell." Do you think he was referring to the ABC execs that green lit this show?
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